You can take the girl out of Yorkshire but you can't take the Yorkshire out of the girl!

I know that some of you will be worrying about little old me out there with all those hot blooded latino lovers. I am slightly worried myself because everyone keeps telling me that my height, blue eyes and blonde hair will attract mucho attenion! I'm actually thinking of "going brunette" whilst over there - so that might help (always nice to be matching!). However, I will be ready to cut down any persistent Don Juans with the kind of lines set out below..... and don't worry - I will practice them in Spanish!

You just know you will hear the same old lines the world over (men are so predictable) so I am sure I will get a chance to dazzle some Dons with my quit wittted Yorkshire charm!

HIM: Can I buy you a drink? ME: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
ME: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful? ME: I must've been given your share.

HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday? ME: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HIM: Your face must turn a few heads. ME: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. ME: Okay, get out.

HIM: I think I could make you very happy. ME: why, are you leaving?

HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? ME: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HIM: Can I have your name? ME: Why? Don't you already have one?

HIM: Where have you been all my life? ME: Hiding from you!

HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before? ME: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HIM: Hey baby, what's your sign? ME: Do not enter.

HIM: Your body is like a temple. ME: Sorry, there are no services today.

HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. ME: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Don't let the above put you off from chatting me up - at least we'll have a laugh if nothing else!

Muchos Besos
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